Media, Taxes, Government, USA. They say I should smile, they say I should speak positive news. They are getting along idiots, I am not rebel, I am not crazy. Here is why free and cheap media are really bad. First of all, it is all commercials, all ads. Second, it is headlines, not in depth coverage. Morons speak, music is in background, and news are 99% bad or useless like horoscopes. Some of them are natural bads like hurricanes, storms, and blizzards. Most of them are people made bad news: rape, crime, wars, poverty, shootings. Everyday something new, but it is actually all the same old crap. One guy shoots another, one company sues another, one building collapses. Artists, politicians, business executives, weird people are typical news. Their name are changing, locations do change, but why should I care? Is Martha Stuart mean? Is Michael Jackson guilty? Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Google, Shmoogle, Bank One, and Bank Two. Homer Simpson is my kind of guy because he doesn’t know, doesn’t care, and totally ignorant. I think he is a real American hero. That is why he is on TV for so many years. Drinking bear, eating fat food, watching sports, no wonder he is so popular. People like people like them, hate people who are better, and despise poor, sick, ugly. Are watching 99% naked, tall, thin girls, eating, and drinking are ultimate goal and the basic desire? Anyway, I know the truth does exist, but it is lost in the noise, in the crowd. It is watered down, it is hidden in caves, fields, and forests. Where is stability, honesty, brain, friendship, it is all substituted for something which can be sold on eBay and Walmart. Hiring, firing, job with dead end, bubble burst, and bosses with close door policy is the result of the current economy. Some say it is not so bad, there are good people, good news, and good weather. I am sure there are, but I am tired of search. Why should I pay extra to join a club and have fun with friends? Screw all these expensive restaurants, church membership fees, and resort places. To whom should I be thankful for middle class life, for food, and for shelter. I owe it to myself, I owe it to my brain, to my health, not to the boss or a jealous co-worker. I really should not complain, but I am uncertain. One little accident, one small illness, I will be on the streets like million homeless. What did government, policemen, and other organization do for me recently? Tax laws which are nightmare, speed limit which makes little sense. Tax forms are just so ridiculous. Look in page C, look in form 1040, look ABC wage attachment, schedule A, B, or C. Line 10, 12, 40, 100, who can fully understand all these small print? Nobody, so that is why we have HR Block, Jackson Hewitt, accountants, lawyers who can rip people off And put money into their pockets. For those who have issues, problems, concerns, the doors of Court System and Government are open, but don’t get too excited. You will be surrounded soon by police for asking wrong questions in wrong time and in wrong place. You maybe put in a jail cell for few hours to cool off. If you still have some problems about unfair laws, police brutality, discrimination, stupid people. You can write to the president, Congress, elected officials, but you will receive death ears and ignorance. So, you may pay few thousand dollars to lawyers in order to file a case in the court. The Court system is really slow, it is designed to take money from people who are involved and not happy. The goal is to teach people a lesson that they should better agree and shut up. So, here is the realistic view of American style democracy, justice, and culture. Of course, your vote does matter, of course you can speak whatever you want. There are great choices, all kinds of food and all kinds of people. As a matter of fact, a lot of people are wanting to come here for work for fun, and investment. The big sharks may give you a dream that you may succeed in the market. They will give you loans, credits, but next day you would pay taxes, mortgage, interest, nothing is really free. It is really bad-good cop system, they call it checks and balances, individualism, mess or democracy. Whatever you call, whatever you want. There are plenty of opportunity for those who want to succeed. Maybe your children will have better life, maybe not. Good Luck, smile, laugh, and be positive. I know you can do it.

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