Do Not Call me! I am on the Do Not Call List!
I went to the donotcall.gov and click on few things,
Thanks donotcall, I am saved from these guys.
You-Telemarketer, you- the solicitor, you- the scam back!
I hate all of you. My phone is for me, for my work, for my friends, not for you.
What else can I do? Should I buy Caller ID and look for the numbers?
No way, Mr. Right. I cannot afford all that tech stuff.
I would rather do not have a phone, a source of headache,
Have no ring option, and never pick up any calls!
#1. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?”
I answer:” Who are you? Jerk, rat or a thief?”
She asks, “What?” I yell: “ What?” She hangs up.
#2. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?”
I answer:” Who are you? Comcast? AOL, MSN, or a jerk from DotCom?
Who gave you my number?” She hangs up.
#3. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?”
I answer: ” Wrong number. It is CIA, FBI and I am the Jew.
She hangs up.
Enough of scenarios, I simply hang up first!