Do Not Call me! I am on the Do Not Call List! I went to the donotcall.gov and click on few things, Thanks donotcall, I am saved from these guys. You-Telemarketer, you- the solicitor, you- the scam back! I hate all of you. My phone is for me, for my work, for my friends, not for you. What else can I do? Should I buy Caller ID and look for the numbers? No way, Mr. Right. I cannot afford all that tech stuff. I would rather do not have a phone, a source of headache, Have no ring option, and never pick up any calls! #1. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?” I answer:” Who are you? Jerk, rat or a thief?” She asks, “What?” I yell: “ What?” She hangs up. #2. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?” I answer:” Who are you? Comcast? AOL, MSN, or a jerk from DotCom? Who gave you my number?” She hangs up. #3. She asks: “Hello, Can I speak with Mr. Max?” I answer: ” Wrong number. It is CIA, FBI and I am the Jew. She hangs up. Enough of scenarios, I simply hang up first!

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