Hey Cops, hey judge, jury, witness, lawyers. What do you want from me? Money, apologies, government, corporate secrets. Yes, I my name is Mr. Jewish, Yes, I drank Snapple Juice in Court hallway on the day of arrest. Is it a crime drinking Juice in a hallway and wearing hat on the head? Is it a crime to be Jewish and thirsty? Stop yakking about jail terms, battery, crimes. I did not kick cops, sheriff, sergeants, and privates. They came to me and started the fight. I beat AntiSemites in Minsk, Moscow; I will beat you here. I used to beat them with hands, feasts, now I have Jewish weapon. Words, honesty is secret Jewish lethal weapon. It kills AntiSemits, Lyers, terrorists, and other cowards. Why should I talk to them? Trash, garbage, idiots. I ‘ve heard their stupid questions: Who are you and who is your mother? Even though I am a defendant, I am asking the cops. Why I was in Court and what did I drink from that bottle? What is my name and what is my crime? My education, my nationality and my occupation is none of your business. I have business, and my hourly rate is 100 dollars per hour. I can charge you 100 dollars per word, per letter. But you are idiots, morons, stupids, you have death ears, trash mouth and guns. If you think that you can arrest and assault innocent people, you are mistaken. On the day of arrest I plead innocent. I plead 5th amendment. I asked for the lawyer, and I was in silence. Take my shoe laces, take my belt, I am not going to talk with you. You are low class, trash, Anti-Semites, garbage. I remember four hours in jail, I remember handcuffs, I remember injustice. Back injury, battery charges. Your jail cell socks, it is cold, ugly, stinks, and boring. I will not be Russian Jew if I let you go. You will pay for it. You think you are tough. I will teach you tough lesson. How to arrest innocent people, how to talk with public. You will pay for hate crime, police brutality, stupid questions. My 4 hours in jail will cost you more than a job. I am filing contra charges, I am filing criminal and civil cases: police brutality, hate crime, emotional and physical stress. You will pay for the back injury, you will pay for the lost business. I will make sure that you, cop will be handcuffed and in jail for more than 4 hours, for life because you are guilty.

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