Arnold Schwarzenegger said to us: "I am humbled, I am honored and I am moved beyond the words," We are all surprised, upset and moved. You are now superstar, plus you are a lawmaker. You are talking good to us: offer help for left and right and cookies for the babies. Yet, when the fire was spreading up, you ran to White House for some money. Forests, houses are all burned up, and you offer smiles. So, you save people on TV, but can you stop the fire? Weekly killings in the news: Iraq, Turkey, and the French. Who to blame? Terrorism and some foolish Bushes! Only Bush can save the world, and he lectures Europe. Now Europeans hate not Jews, but they blame Zion. Not Iran, Korea, or Hamas, but Israel is our shame. Israel is the sacrificial lame and the guilty party from the recent survey. 16 people died in Istanbul due to the Al-Quata. Synagogues in France were attacked by some stupid gangsters. Mortgage rate are down yet, web stocks are going up, should I buy a house? World is shaking and upset, but it will prevail.

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