What’s new in Chicago? The same old stuff: Six people killed by fire in downtown, Thanks god, Jesse White alive and not harmed. Garbage workers settled their labor contract, so it is time for teachers to strike. Cubs loose, fans are mad, but what did you expect from the loosers? What’s up with world? Not much as far as I know. New York floods with water, Osama talks, White House leaks, and Bush moves to Philippines. One student shuts the airline for 24 hours with box cutters, but it is just only a joke for right now. Malaysian PM upsets the Jews, and Billy Boykin offends Islam. So, here it goes: soldiers are dieing in Gaza and Iraq every day. The solution by Bush to all that: More money from American taxpayers to Iraq reconstruction. It means to Kellog, Brown, and Roots of Dick Cheney, and oil for us or for them, but who cares? What else? Gee W and Arnold smiling together: two men of great visions and muscles. They are the our’s governors who show us the way to the future, the way to success.

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