Subjects and Professions Economics is just texts about what different dudes think about economy and money. Nutshell Majority of guys don't like government. They think that Adam Smith is the God. Smith thought that only God created the perfect economy, and people should leave it along. So what if some people will die of poverty? So what if they will not afford healthcare costs? So, what if rich people are greedy? The bottom line is that people have unlimited desires, but world has limited resources. Therefore, the best will survive. God wants to have 4% unemployment rate and no minimum salary laws. Specifics Finance. There are stocks, bonds, mutual funds, etc. Basically, the more risk you take, the better the rewards. You can get this concept without a PhD in Economics. Most drug-trafficars and people who work in black market understand this concept well, although some of them do not have high school diploma. You don't trust me, check with the mafia. They will confirm about the risk-benefit theory. What are the differences between different investments? My professor claims that US Treasury bonds are the safest investment, because he believes in US government. I heard that he was among the dead and missing people in the World Trade Center. Poor man, what can you do now with your conservative management strategy? International Economics. Open trade barriers among every country. Lets every country be a part of WTO. Let Columbia, Central America, Afghanistan and Burma send opium, heroin and marijuana to the USA and the Europe. Western World will sell to the corrupt governments weapons of mass destruction. In order to achieve the economy of scale we need the specialization. Those who are good with weapons should increase weapons production. Those who are good with drugs should increase drug production. So, what if somebody gets hurt or killed? Economy of Scale is the goal, not the men. Different Economies. Basically capitalism is good for the people and communism is bad. Good guys beat bad guys in 1990s. Thanks God for the capitalism. The 95% of the wealth goes to the rich 3% of the men. The rest can eat the leftovers from the rich guys parties. If they don't like the food, they can go to jail for the civil disobedience. Supply and Demand stuff. Basically first you create a demand and after you supply junk. For instance, first you create fear that American men are impotents or would be impotents. Later, you advertise Viagra. First you advertise smoking, later you advertise how to get rid of smoking. First you advertise fat food, later you advertise diet. There are endless examples. As long as people are buying your stuff, there is nothing wrong with that. Basically you will write papers like on the majority liberal arts courses. You may learn math, statistics and computer science. They are supposed to give you a scientific proof that people with college degree are richer than the one who are without. According to one professor, Economics is good for those who want to understand how money works, not a good preparation how to be rich.

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